Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Clean or not, this is why underwear is a good idea when driving

FROM TODAY'S AUSTIN-AMERICAN STATESMAN...
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
COMAL COUNTY
Collision involved naked couple
Investigators think that alcohol was a factor in a head-on collision in Comal County on July 18 in which two victims were pulled from their car naked.


"The only thing they had on was the radio . . . and their seat belts," Department of Public Safety Cpl. Rick Alvarez said.

On the evening of July 18, Lisa Marie Bishop, 25, of Austin was driving north on FM 1102 north of New Braunfels when she went around a curve and swerved into the southbound lane, crashing head-on to a truck driven by Juan Montoya, 49, of New Braunfels, Alvarez said.

Montoya was not injured. Bishop sustained injuries that were not life-threatening, but her passenger, 26-year-old Robert Rydeen of Austin, was airlifted to San Antonio and was in stable condition Monday, officials said.

Bishop told investigators that she and Rydeen had been at Schlitterbahn Waterpark and had removed their wet clothes for the drive home, Alvarez said. Investigators found some wet clothes in the car as well as evidence of alcohol consumption. Alvarez said that in his 13 1/2 years as a DPS trooper, he had never before investigated a crash involving nude drivers.

"But she's from Austin," he said, "and I figure Austin folks are a little different

4 comments:

Mark said...

Arrrrgh! You're raising my granddaughter in Sodom and Gomorrah.
When the angel comes to tell you to evacuate Austin, please, please, please promise me you won't look back!

Pryncss Briana said...

Hilarious!

Irma and Koby said...

HILARIOUS!!!!

Robinson Family said...

So funny! I had to share it with my Austinite sis.